A customer wrote a poem for us:
Toilet paper is gross and disgusting
You get that crap all over your fingers!
Why would anyone think it’s a good idea
To leave that behind with a smell that lingers?
Toilet paper clogs up the sewer
It’s not environmentally friendly at all
Don’t you want to decrease your footprint?
Reduce your usage and stand proud and tall.
Toilet paper is rather costly
A family of 4 pays $400 a year
Think of the money you can put in savings
Or towards buying bottles of cheer.
Wake up, people! The time is now
To reduce toilet paper and become free
Get a bidet, save money and the planet
Welcome to the 21st Century!